Clip Art Christ

"And when you're done with that one, I've got
a load of 2 by 4's I need for the second floor."

"Hey, put down that telephone pole! Ooops, sorry.
I didn't realize you're the lamb of god. Carry on."

"I said capital 't' you stupid monodeist!"

"I don't know about this Immaculate Conception
thing, hon. He looks a lot like my brother Murray."

"Well, for the Son of God, he sure ain't packin' much."

"Jesus? Fuck that. All the kids will call him Jessie.
And Jessie's a fag name. I say we name him Clint."

"So who's got the merchandising rights to this
crucifixion thing, huh? I want at least 25 points."

"Fuck the chiropractor, guys. Go out and buy a
nice, big wooden cross and nail yourself to it."

"Ok, ok. I know I was a little drunk, but which one of you jokesters drilled the holes in my hands? Was it you, Judas?"