Some Press That I Don't Need

Back in June, I received a video of supposedly horrific scenes. Included therein were the Budd Dwyer suicide (and a bad copy at that), a clip of Goddess Bunny, some Hitler speech footage, a faked snuff film, and other nonsense. The fellow who sent it publishes a single-page hate newsletter, trying to ride this recent wave of trendy misanthropy you'll find all over the "underground" bookshelves. Now, mind you, misanthropy I don't mind (though I resent being clumped into the category), but superficial name-calling for the sake of instigation I find juvenile and pathetic. Case in point, from the above-mentioned newsletter (this "issue" tried to take on the Jews):

"Why does it come as no surprise that a recent "holocaust" phone probe was designed to give false results? ... The results were big news when released in April 1993, inspiring the kikes to once again cry wolf at "holocaust" ignorance..."

In another "story":

"Myrna Shinbaum, Hebe spokesbitch for the Anti-Defamation League, tells us..." blah blah...

And on and on with more unintelligent, I'm-so-mean-and-angry bullshit. I threw it out. I throw a lot of stuff out.

A couple weeks ago, I got another copy of the newsletter (which contained a rave review of CRANK), two bucks & the following note. Incidentally, this excerpt has not been edited--the 3rd grade grammar is retained for "flavor."

7/29/94
Dear Jeff,
Here's a couple $$ for your most recent issue. If you're tired of trite mass and serial murder garbage, why aren't you tired of trite murder garbage? The Interview with a Killer thing is an obvious fake, and as fiction doesn't (didn't) me the standard you've set (and so well (until now) shown). The best stuff is the stuff YOU wrote. Keep up the good work.
Hail to thee,
Beau

8/12/94
Dear Beau,
My Jew girlfriend (being a big-nosed, greedy Hebe) said I should keep the 2 bucks and not send you shit in return. But I maintain that I don't need the cash that badly--especially not from some kid who could use it to buy a pack of bubblegum or something. Thanks for the nice review in your little newsletter, but I don't need publicity that badly. May a dirty kike named Saul come & fuck you and your mother with his big, circumsized cock.
Hail to me,
Jeff Koyen
P.S. Your snuff film is an obvious fake, and as fiction sucks ass, too.

My response from the big, bad Beau was a rambling postcard in which he asserted that he really didn't have anything against Amy for being Jewish, but that I was a limp-dicked fag and she should be dating a REAL MAN, like himself. Well, Beau, you're even MORE of a pussy, because you couldn't even maintain your big, bad Jew-hating stance in the face of a single critic. I guess it's tough when your heroes turn against you, eh, Beau, ol' chum?