Words You Will Not Find in the Bible

dick
scrub
felch
fisting
toenail
crank
slick 50
winona
hemi
MC5
abortion is murder
meat is murder
christ was a chump
xian
sassy
suckle
squeal
grrrls
pie hole
the virgin mary wasn't one
blowjob
smashing pumpkins
disney
jeff koyen
slurp
aardvark
godzilla
bossa nova

Words You Will Find in the Bible
creep [leviticus 11, psalms 104, ezekiel 38, II timothy 3]
crumb [matthew 15, mark 7, luke 16]
god zilla [genesis 4: god + "zilla" as part of the name "Zillah"--color me fucking surprised.]