Oh, Funny Funny Funny.

What was that? You still ain't sick of detournement?? Alright! then Here's some more! But I promise, it ain't Jack Chick or The Family Circus, ok? Deal??

THIS little thing in my left hand? Why, hell, I've put TWO of 'em inside a boy HALF your size. Don't be such a fucking pussy.

Honey? Do you smell something? I think it's my cunt.

This is where I come to watch the 5th graders play soccer each morning. Aaah... young boys in shorts: If God made anything better, he kept it for Himself.

Twenty bucks a finger? Up THIS guy's asshole?
You're on, Nurse Jensen!
Get ready to fork over two hundred bills.