You're a good man, Jeffrey Koyen

Well, I was a good man when I was 10.

Consider that kickball a First and Last, buddy.

This motherfucker, John Cotsakos, was known at the time for wearing incredibly cheap, incredibly pungent cologne. He is now known for being my hometown's only elementary school principal to serve hard, Federal time. Several years ago, my friend and principal, "Mr. C," was--or so I heard through the grapevine--implicated in a phony real estate scheme in Arizona.

"Keep up the good work," indeed.

I'm proud of you, too.