Hey, kids! Reading doesn't have to be boring! You can learn lots, even from a book like Nicholson Baker's The Fermata. If you're bored groaning "Swallow my load, bitch," then how about "Eat my screamcream?" Or "Get ready to taste my smut-schnapps, you whore?" And there's plenty more where that came from! Mr. Baker has a million of 'em, or so it seems from his book!

See if you can find 62 of the silly words and phrases that Mr. Baker used to describe sexual organs and activities in The Fermata!

(If anyone out there wants to whip up an interactive, java version of this, feel free. Payment? Oh, no, stop, please, you're killing me! Why do you think I said feel "free"? Ouch! My stomach!)


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Chump Change

Find the Pairs

Boxed Out

A Funny

Crankyland


 


(Late in 95)