Ok, SO I'm Willing to Admit It...
Not EVERYONE Appreciates Me

My favorite part of this letter isn't even part of the letter--it's the stationary. You might not be able to make it out from this scan, but the face on the far right is Rush Limbaugh himself, drawn onto Mount Rushmore. Oh, that's just so fucking clever, isn't it.

Fuck you, Joel. Fuck you, Stewart. And fuck you, Rush Limbaugh. I know it's passe to hate you, but I still do, with every drop of blood in my black, black heart. I'll dance on your grave, fat boy.