Sign Me Up!
E(MC)2 (Easyriders Motorcycle Club MasterCard)
"Use it today,
ya fuckin' pussy."
Free copy of Best
Old Ladies, 1960-1985 upon approval. Free admission to yearly Sausage
The W. C. Handy Charge
"Y'all may be
po', but you can still go into debt with class."
Instant cred for white
ARGO Starch Charge
"You trust us
to thicken your gravy. Now, we trust you with a line of credit."
Free admission to
The Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota.
The Darby Romeo MasterCunt
"Give me something
or yours and, in return, I won't give you shit because I'm a self-centered,
short-sighted, exploitative media slut with no regard for anyone else
who actually contributes their hard work and time and energy to a seemingly
worthwhile cause that is, in reality, nothing more than window-dressing
for my grandstanding. In short, I'm a never-was, filthy whore; and Ben
is Dead is crap."
You get to be part
of the gang until your usefulness runs out.