The Truth About Christians

This gem arrived at my home mailbox. Why not the post office box? Because this came from my sister. And to think--she's never even read Crank. Yet for some reason, she felt compelled to send me this book, to help me find salvation from a game I played thirteen years ago.

And, for the record, I credit D&D with helping me survive an otherwise untolerable suburban existence.

I have nothing from which to be delivered. Thanks anyway.

[Year 2000 Note: My sister Kim has, in recent years, lightened up quite a bit in her evangelism. She has, in fact, been quite a pleasure to spend time with. So, I apologize if my digs over the years have seemed harsh. I maintain that they were appropriate at the time. -Koyen]