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and the cat get away. The alien is blown out an airlock.
the girl, the robot and the marine get away. The aliens are blown up.
has been impregnated with an alien all this time. She jumps into a smelter
as an alien bursts out of her chest.
The Andromeda Strain
the Devil. Mickey Rourke goes to Hell.
kills Brando and then blows up the village.
They eat the
kill Keitel, in spite of his good deed at the very end.
He ends up
at the bar.
is the killer and is presumed to have a head in his valise.
really did kill all those people. She and Michael Douglas live happily
his leg amputated. He dies.
shoots Dennis Hopper.
It's a set-up.
It's all taking
place in Jonathan Pryce's mind. He's been driven insane during interrogation.
Bring Me the Head
of Alfredo Garcia
Butch Cassidy and
the Sundance Kid
They eat the
brother killed the guy.
A Clockwork Orange
are plotting to kill the hubby, not the other way around.
The Cook, the Thief,
His Wife and Her Lover
husband kills the lover and she makes him (the hubby) eat the lover's
The Crying Game
It's a cock.
the reincarnated guy.
The Deer Hunter
Walken loses that last game of Russian Roulette.
dies. Burt Reynolds dies. Jon Voight murders an innocent cajun, but survives.
Ned Beatty survives with the knowledge of what it's really like to be
a woman (or a sheep).
ends. Dr. Strangelove can walk again.
tricks the truck driver into driving off a cliff.
East of Eden
has a stroke. James Dean becomes a dutiful son.
The Empire Strikes
a hand. Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Max von Sydow
dies. Father Demian takes a lethal dry dive out the window with the demon
Eye of the Needle
Eyes of Laura Mars
Jones is the killer.
is killed by his psycho partner and put through a wood chipper.
Fried Green Tomatoes
The evil husband
was turned into barbecue and eaten by the cop.
The best friend
is responsible for the wife's murder.
avenges his own murder, but is still dead. He goes to heaven after finally
saying "I love you" to his wife. Demi Moore cries a hundred
what's-her-name ditch the wedding, get on a bus, and then realize that
they don't know what the hell they're going to do next.
of a Serial Killer
his girlfriend and stuffs her in a suitcase.
Invasion of the
The cops believe
his story and mobilize. (In the original cut, nobody believed him and
the movie ended on a hopeless note. But that conclusion--allegorically
allowing the Reds the win--was too depressing for Cold War America, so
they added the uplift.)
Invasion of the
Body Snatchers (remake #1)
Invasion of the
Body Snatchers (remake #2)
Anwar appears topless. Oh, and a bunch of other things happen.
Roy Scheider shoves an oxygen tank into the shark's mouth, shoots it,
and blows the shark up. Richard Dreyfuss is okay.
fucks the AIDS-girl at the end. Ha ha ha ha ha. Stupid stupid stupid fucking
The bad guy
dies. Eric Stoltz gets the girl. And AIDS! Ha ha ha ha.
The Last Seduction
The hick married
a man in New York. Linda Fiorentino gets away.
Leaving Las Vegas
She gets raped.
Quilty. Lolita is happily married and knocked up.
The Manchurian Candidate
guy shoots his parents instead of the candidate. Then he kills himself.
shoots Laurence Olivier.
Natural Born Killers
Micky and Mallory get away, shoot Robert Downey and get away again.
Nightmare on Elm
not really dead.
Night of the Living
guy survives, only to be shot by zombie hunters.
No Way Out
The Odessa File
father was the soldier shot by the Nazi during the flashback.
the dog. You cry.
One Flew Over the
smothers the lobotomized Jack Nicholson, then escapes.
are chopped off. She marries Harvey Keitel and talks again.
Planet of the Apes
Er, it's Earth.
The wife killed
The kid is
faking the multiple personality thing. He's really a bad motherfucker.
Jules and Vincent keep the suitcase. Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer are redeemed.
2nd Ending: Uma gets a big needle plunged into her heart. She lives. 3rd
Ending: Bruce Willis and Maria De Medeiros get away. John Travolta is
killed by Bruce.
corpse is stuffed in the basement; Norman is a transvestite.
The Quiet Earth
on the verge of death survived the "effect." Zac, the main survivor,
tricks his two co-survivors into staying and really dying during the final
transformation. He emerges, alone, on a new planet. Credits roll.
is the cop. Everybody dies.
The Return of Martin
is an impostor.
The baby is
the Devil's son. Duh.
wife's head is in the box. Pitt kills John Doe.
is buried under the kitchen floor.
and the kid escape. Scatman eats an axe. Jack freezes to death. Closing
scene shows Jack in a photo taken fifty years earlier at the hotel.
Silence of the Lambs
The bad guy
is making a suit made from fat women's skin. Jodie kills him. Lecter escapes.
Summer of '42
dies in WWII. She fucks the kid, then moves away.
to kill the Candidate. Instead, he kills the pimp and his cronies while
rescuing the young Jodie Foster. Ironically, he becomes a hero.
Terms of Endearment
is alive. Joseph Cotten shoots him.
Touch of Evil
is caught and killed.
the money and runs.
killed her. He is possessed by Bob.
The Usual Suspects
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.
He kills himself.
Von Ryan's Express
(the daffy blonde chippie) is Sam Shepard's daughter.
War of the Roses
Who's Afraid of
really have a son. They were just playing with their guests' heads.
is Mia Farrow's daughter. It's a scam.
Wild at Heart
Lula live happily ever after.
Withnail & I
gets a job. Withnail is left behind.
The Wizard of Oz
It was all
The World According
He dies. And
that's where it ends.