Glory Days?

Vanity
Grandstanding

Credit Where
Credit is Due

Crank for Iowans

Viscerallaneous

An Overanalysis
of E.T.

An Underanalysis
of Star Trek

More of the Same

Another
D&D Reference

An Overanalysis
of Elvis Films

An Underanalysis
of Elvis Films

Teen Beat

Finally!
Columbo Worship

Oh, Youth

HOT XXX Centerfold!

The Centerfold That
Actually Ran
When the Fucking
Printers Pussied Out

For the Editor,
A Vacation (of sorts)

Yuck Yuck

Jeesh. Some Ego
This Koyen Guy Has

"Found" Idiocy

Just DON'T
Get Me Started,
Padre

Jeff Koyen:
Screenwriter

Tips for that
Insanity Plea

Candid
Crank Camera

Booze 'n' Medicinals: Watch Out!

Vitamins for Drunks

A Crank Brand
Of Closure

Do it Right!
Like a Man

You Can Forget
Renting THESE

It's the
Small Victories
That Count

You Can Bet
Your Ass I'm Unlisted

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Closing Remarks