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The Second Coming
of Christ
(Clip Art Christ, that is)
Click here for the debut of Clip Art Christ in Crank #3.
| Let's
see... thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife... shalt not steal...
no killing... no false idols...Fucking-A! Pop didn't say anything
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| Nice ass.
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| "Just you wait 'til I get you home. Tonight, you're gonna be the lamb of god."
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Hmm... that feels like a tumor on this guy's head. Should I heal him? His daughter's kinda cute... maybe I can make a deal.
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| "That's right, my son. Keep rubbing your head back and forth. Just a few more minutes and god will come to you." |
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| "Someone
in this audience recently lost a loved one... am I right? Am I right? You, lady: His name begins with M. No? No, of course not. It begins with L. Leviticus? Leviathan? Larry?! For chrissakes, lady! I'm dying up here. Give me a fucking clue!" |
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The Second Coming
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